5 Reasons NOT to piss off a pregnant woman.

1. She will remember EXACTLY what you did to make her mad the entire pregnancy.

2. Your name will not be among the millions considered for the baby.(nor will any variations of your name)

3. Pregnant women have been known to SNAP in a heartbeat, and usually the wrath is deadly.

4. You will not be able to hold, visit, or inquire about the baby once it arrives.

5. No matter how expensive or cute your baby shower gift is, IT WILL BE RETURNED TO THE STORE.